Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 24, 2008

A couple are on vacation by a lake. While the husband is taking a nap the wife decides she’d like to take the boat out on the water and read. While she is floating around reading the local sheriff pulls up in his boat and says “I’m sorry Madam, but it’s not legal to fish here and I’m going to have to confiscate all your equipment and charge you with breaking the law.”

The wife says “But Officer, I am not fishing” The sheriff says “Well, you have all the necessary equipment and that’s all the proof I need”.

So the wife says “If you do arrest me I’ll have to charge you with rape”. The sheriff says “but I haven’t even touched you”

“I know” says the wife “but you have all the necessary equipment.”

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