Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 23, 2008

A judge is hearing a case and calls both lawyers into his chambers and says “The reason we are here is that both of you have offered me a bribe”. The two lawyers look at each other, then the judge and are obviously uncomfortable.

“You Joe gave me $20,000, and Dave, you gave me $15,00.” So he hands Joe a cheque for $5,000 and says “Now I’m going to decide this case on its merits”

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