Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 18, 2008

Two bored male casino workers are standing by the craps table waiting for customers when a beautiful blonde woman walks up and bets $25,000 on one roll of the dice. “I hope you don’t mind” she tells the men “but I feel much more comfortable gambling in the nude!”

So she takes off all her clothes, breathes on the dice, says “Come on baby, mamma needs some new clothes” She rolls the dice and as they come to a halt she jumps up and down shouting “Yes, I won, I won, whoo hooo”. She grabs her winnings and her clothes and leaves.

The two dealers stare at each other, lost for words, for a few minutes. Then one says to the other “Wow. That was something. By the way, what did she roll?” And the other says “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”

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