Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 15, 2008

A union official is in Amsterdam on a business trip but decides he wants to visit a brothel. So he goes to the Red Light district and walks into one brothel and asks the Madam how much it costs to be with one of her girls. She says $100. The official asks if it’s a union house and the Madam says no it isn’t. So the official says how much of that $100 goes to the prostitute. The Madam says “The house gets to keep $80 and the girl gets $20”

The union official is appalled, saying “This is terrible. It’s just exploitation of these girls. I can’t stand for that” and walks out. He then spends the next few hours walking around trying to find a union “house”.

Eventually he finds one and asks the Madam how the $100 is divided up. “The House gets to keep $20 and the girl $80”. The union official says “Excellent. That’s very fair. In which case I’d like to spend some time with lovely Thereze.”

The Madam says “I’d like to oblige you but unfortunately Bertha has seniority”

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