Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 10, 2008

A woman sues a man for defamation of character after he called her a pig. The judge decides in the woman’s favor and orders the man to pay damages. After the trial the man asks the judge “Does this mean I can no longer call Ms. Jones a pig?” The judge says “Yes”. The man then asks “Does this also mean I can no longer call a pig Ms. Jones?” The judge says “No, you are free to call a pig Ms. Jones, there’s nothing wrong with that.” So the man looks Ms. Jones in the eye and says “Hello Ms. Jones”

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Davalos/McCormack July 14, 2008 at 8:08 am

hey this is great

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