Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 9, 2008

A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a long airplane trip. The lawyer keeps asking the blonde to play a game with him to see who knows the most. The blonde keeps saying no until the lawyer offers to give her odds of ten to one if she plays, saying if she can’t answer one of his questions she gives him $5 and if he can’t answer one of her questions he’ll give her $50.

So the lawyer goes first “What is the nearest star to earth and how far away is it” Without even saying a word the blonde hands the lawyer $5.

Then the blonde asks the lawyer “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four legs” The lawyer thinks for a couple of minutes but can’t come up with an answer so he gives her $50. She takes the money and without saying a word puts it in her bag. Then the lawyer says “Hang on, what does go up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four?” The blonde takes out $5 and gives it to him.

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