Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 7, 2008

A man moves to a new part of the country and goes up to an old farmer and agrees to buy a donkey from him for $100. The farmer says he’ll drop the donkey off the next day.

The next day the farmer drives up and says “I”m sorry, I’ve got some bad news. The donkey is dead.” So the man says that’s ok, just give me my $100 back. The farmer says “sorry, I’ve already spent it.” So the man says “Ok, then unload the donkey”

The farmer takes the dead donkey off his truck and asks the man “What are you going to do with a dead donkey.” The man says “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer says “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey” but the man says “Of course I can, I just won’t tell anyone he’s dead.”

One month later the farmer bumps into the man and asks him how he did. “Great, the raffle was a great success. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made $898 in profit.” The farmer was amazed and asked “Didn’t anyone complain?” The man said “Oh yeah, the guy who won complained that the donkey was dead so I gave him his money back.”

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