Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 3, 2008

A man wins $350,000 in the lottery but doesn’t trust banks or anyone so he buries the money by a tree in his backyard. The next morning he comes out and finds the money missing, and a trail of muddy footprints leading from the hole to the house next door.

The house belongs to a deaf mute so the man goes to a professor who lives nearby and just happens to be fluent in sign language to translate for him. The professor agrees. So the man gets his gun and accompanied by the professor goes to confront the deaf mute.

When he opens his door the man points the gun at him and tells the professor to tell the deaf mute that if he doesn’t tell him where his money is he’s going to shoot him.

The neighbor quickly signs back that he hid the money in his own backyard, under a tree. So the professor turns to the man and says “He says you might as well shoot him because he’ll never tell you a thing”

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