Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

Mrs Smith is called to serve on a jury but tells the judge she can’t be on the case because she was opposed to the death penalty. The judge tells her that his is not a death penalty case. “This is not a murder case. It’s a civil suit. A woman is suing her ex-husband because he gamled away the $37,000 they had saved to remodel the kitchen for her birthday.”
“OK, I’ll serve” says Mrs Smith “Hearing that I suppose I could be wrong about the value of capital punishment!”