Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on June 30, 2008

A man is dating three women and can’t decide which one to marry. So he decides to set a test. He gives each woman $5,000 to see what they do with the money.
The first woman has a complete makeover, gets a facial, has her hair, nails and feet done. She goes out and buys several new outfits and tells the man she did all this because she loves him and wants to look her best for him.
The second woman goes out and buys the man a new set of golf clubs, a new computer, some beer, a giant flat screen TV and a subscription to every sports channel available. She tells him she spent all the money on him because she loves him so much and wants him to have everything he loves.
The third woman decides to invest the money in the stock market. She earns such a great return that she gives the man the $5,000 back and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him she loves him so much she considers it an investment in their future together.
So, who does the man marry?
The woman with the biggest boobs of course.

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