Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says he is depressed because he can’t get a girlfriend. The psychiatrist says “No wonder you can’t get a girlfriend, you smell awful.”The man says “I know. It’s my job. I work at the circus and have to clean up the elephant poop. It’s dirty and smelly and no matter what I do I can’t get rid of the smell. I use soap, lotions, lemons, everything, but nothing works.” So the psychiatrist says “So quit your job and get another one.” “What!” says the man “And give up showbiz!”