Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on June 26, 2008

Fred goes to confession and is sitting in the box and tells Father Flannagan “Bless me father I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose woman”.

Fr. Flannagan recognizes the voice and says “Now Fred, that’s a terrible thing to be guilty of. Tell me, was it Susan.” Fred said “no father, it wasn’t”. “Was it Jane” “No, father.” “Was it Daphne” “No father”.

Then the priest says “OK, say four Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and don’t sin again”. Fred says “Thanks father” and leaves the confessional. Outside his friend asked him how it went. “Great,” says Fred, “I got some prayers to say for my sins and three great leads!”

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