Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

A man goes into the confession booth and tells the priest “Bless me father. I’m 82 years old and last night I slept with two 23 year old girls.” “Goodness me, that’s terrible” the priest said. “Tell me, when was the last time you went to confession.” The man says “Oh, I’ve never been. I’m Jewish.” The priest says “Then why are you coming here and telling me this.” The man said “I’m telling everyone”