Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

Joe went to see his friend Pete, who was in the hospital and very sick. As he stood there beside Pete’s bed, Joe was distressed to see his friend get more and more weak and sickly. At one point Joe motioned to Pete to give him a pen and he started to write something. He scribbled for a few seconds, then handed it to Joe, and died. Joe was so upset he put the note in his pocket and forgot about it.
At the funeral a few days later Joe was talking to Pete’s family when he remembered the note. He said “Hey everyone, I just realized Pete wrote a note to me just before he died. I think it would be a fitting time to read it now.” So he took it out of his pocket and opened it and read it aloud. “Move, you are standing on my oxygen tube.”