Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on June 23, 2008

A wild rabbit was captured and taken to a scientific lab where he was put in a cage with a rabbit that was born and bred in the lab. The two became good friends and one day the wild rabbit noticed the cage door wasn’t closed properly so he decided to make a break for it and persuaded the lab rabbit to join him. The two got out of the cage and then escaped from the lab altogether.

As they ran through the fields the wild rabbit said to the lab rabbit “Stick with me, I’ll show you my favorite places. First we’ll go to my third-favorite field” So they went to a field full of lettuce where they ate a head of lettuce each. “That was great but wait till you try my second-favorite field” This field was full of carrots so the two sat down and munched until they were full. Then the wild rabbit said “OK, now the best one of all. My favorite field.” This one was full of female rabbits and the two made love with the girl bunnies until they were exhausted.

The wild rabbit and lab rabbit were lying in the field, completely satiated, until the lab rabbit said “Wow, that was amazing, absolutely unbelievable. But I have to be getting back to the lab.” The wild rabbit was stunned. “Why on earth would you want to go back to the lab when I’ve shown you all these amazing places.” The lab rabbit said “Oh I know, they were incredible, but I’m dying for a cigarette.”

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