Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on June 20, 2008

Once upon a time there was a prince who was put under a spell by a wicked witch. The spell meant that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up his words so that if he didn’t speak at all one year he could say two words the next year.

One day he met a beautiful princess and fell madly in love with her. He decided he wouldn’t speak for one year so that at the end of two years he could look into her eyes and say “My darling”

At the end of two years, however, he also wanted to tell her he loved her so he decided to be silent for three more years and save up the words. But as his five years of silence came to an end he knew he wanted to ask the princess to marry him so he decided to endure four more years of silence so he could do that.

As the end of his nine years drew close he grew increasingly excited. Finally he was to speak to and be with the woman of his dreams. He took the princess by the hand and led her to the most beautiful part of the royal garden. He got down on one knee and said “My darling. I love you. Will you marry me.”

The princess said “Pardon?”

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