Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on June 18, 2008

A Martian lands on earth and discovers that his spaceship is damaged, that the Kerangle is broken and that he has to repair it if he is to be able to return home.

So he goes into a deli and asks the man behind the counter if he knows where he can get a Kerangle. The man asked what it looks like. Fortunately for the purpose of this joke the Martian spoke English and said “It’s round, kind of hard on the outside, with a big hole in the middle.”

The man says “Hmmm.. that sounds like a bagel.” So he grabs a bagel and shows it to the Martian “Is this what you are looking for?”

The Martian takes it, looks at it and says “It’s perfect. Just what I need. What do you use them for here on earth?”

The man says “Well, you might think this funny but we actually eat them”

The Martian says “Wow, that is weird. You eat Kerangles?”

The man says “Yeah, try one.”

So, the Martian takes a bite, chews it and says “Hey, with a little cream cheese this wouldn’t be too bad.”

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