Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on June 17, 2008

A man goes to a fortune teller and asks her what heaven is like. The woman gazes into her crystal ball and says “Hmm, I see some good news and bad news.”

The man says “What’s the good news”

The fortune teller says “The good news is that there are lots of incredible golf courses in heaven.”

The man says “That’s wonderful. I love golf. What’s the bad news.”

The woman says “You have an 8.30 tee time tomorrow morning”

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