Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on June 2, 2008

A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates with his clipboard and asks the man “what is your religion”. “Catholic” the man replies. So St. Peter says “Ok, go to room 28 but when you go past room 8 be very quiet.” So the man goes off.

Next a woman comes up and St. Peter says “Religion?” The woman says “Jewish” so St. Peter says “room 17 but as you go by room 8 be very quiet”.

Then another man comes along. “Religion?” asks St. Peter. “Baptist” says the man. “OK, room 21” says St. Peter “but as you go by room 8 be very quiet.” “Why?” asks the man. “Oh'” St. Peter says “Because that’s where the Jehovah’s Witnesses are and they think they’re the only ones here.”

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