From the monthly archives:

June 2008

It’s Not Me. It’s Everyone Else

June 30, 2008

Have you ever been driving along and someone cuts in front of you without signaling and you look over and see they are on their cell phone? I bet you have. Have you ever been standing in line at Starbucks or Peet’s and the woman in front is just blabbing away on her cell phone [...]

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Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

June 30, 2008

A man is dating three women and can’t decide which one to marry. So he decides to set a test. He gives each woman $5,000 to see what they do with the money.
The first woman has a complete makeover, gets a facial, has her hair, nails and feet done. She goes out and buys several [...]

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Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

June 27, 2008

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says he is depressed because he can’t get a girlfriend. The psychiatrist says “No wonder you can’t get a girlfriend, you smell awful.”The man says “I know. It’s my job. I work at the circus and have to clean up the elephant poop. It’s dirty and smelly and [...]

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Brad, Angelina, Madonna and the Queen speak out about Mental Illness

June 27, 2008

OK, so maybe they didn’t. At least not today. And not all together. But think about how powerful it would be if they did!
With any health problem the normal treatment route is getting it diagnosed then taken care of. If you have a broken leg you would never think about just hopping around hoping no [...]

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Don’t Let Cramps Cramp Your Style

June 26, 2008

The other night I was lying in bed minding my own business, honestly I was! When all of a sudden my calf muscle went into spasm and a searing pain shot through my leg. After whimpering pathetically I leaped out of bed, or perhaps it would be more accurate to say I stumbled inelegantly out, [...]

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Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

June 26, 2008

Fred goes to confession and is sitting in the box and tells Father Flannagan “Bless me father I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose woman”.
Fr. Flannagan recognizes the voice and says “Now Fred, that’s a terrible thing to be guilty of. Tell me, was it Susan.” Fred said “no father, it wasn’t”. “Was it [...]

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D Does The Trick – and Other News

June 25, 2008

It wasn’t so long ago that vitamin C was being touted as the miracle vitamin, a cure for everything from the common cold to cancer and everything in between. Then it fell out of favor as studies showed it wasn’t really quite as miraculous as we’d hoped.
Then vitamin E came along and all of a [...]

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Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

June 25, 2008

A man goes into the confession booth and tells the priest “Bless me father. I’m 82 years old and last night I slept with two 23 year old girls.” “Goodness me, that’s terrible” the priest said. “Tell me, when was the last time you went to confession.” The man says “Oh, I’ve never been. I’m [...]

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