Healthy And Simple

Have you ever been driving along and someone cuts in front of you without signaling and you look over and see they are on their cell phone? I bet you have. Have you ever been standing in line at Starbucks or Peet’s and the woman in front is just blabbing away on her cell phone […]

A man is dating three women and can’t decide which one to marry. So he decides to set a test. He gives each woman $5,000 to see what they do with the money.
The first woman has a complete makeover, gets a facial, has her hair, nails and feet done. She goes out and buys several […]

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says he is depressed because he can’t get a girlfriend. The psychiatrist says “No wonder you can’t get a girlfriend, you smell awful.”The man says “I know. It’s my job. I work at the circus and have to clean up the elephant poop. It’s dirty and smelly and […]

OK, so maybe they didn’t. At least not today. And not all together. But think about how powerful it would be if they did!
With any health problem the normal treatment route is getting it diagnosed then taken care of. If you have a broken leg you would never think about just hopping around hoping no […]

The other night I was lying in bed minding my own business, honestly I was! When all of a sudden my calf muscle went into spasm and a searing pain shot through my leg. After whimpering pathetically I leaped out of bed, or perhaps it would be more accurate to say I stumbled inelegantly out, […]

Fred goes to confession and is sitting in the box and tells Father Flannagan “Bless me father I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose woman”.
Fr. Flannagan recognizes the voice and says “Now Fred, that’s a terrible thing to be guilty of. Tell me, was it Susan.” Fred said “no father, it wasn’t”. “Was it […]

It wasn’t so long ago that vitamin C was being touted as the miracle vitamin, a cure for everything from the common cold to cancer and everything in between. Then it fell out of favor as studies showed it wasn’t really quite as miraculous as we’d hoped.
Then vitamin E came along and all of a […]

A man goes into the confession booth and tells the priest “Bless me father. I’m 82 years old and last night I slept with two 23 year old girls.” “Goodness me, that’s terrible” the priest said. “Tell me, when was the last time you went to confession.” The man says “Oh, I’ve never been. I’m […]

Last weekend Kevin and I got together with some people we used to see everyday when we worked in television. We were producers and our days were filled with deadlines, research, writing, booking and scheduling cameramen, talking with interview subjects, solving problems when schedules changed and getting the story on the air. It […]

Joe went to see his friend Pete, who was in the hospital and very sick. As he stood there beside Pete’s bed, Joe was distressed to see his friend get more and more weak and sickly. At one point Joe motioned to Pete to give him a pen and he started to write something. He […]