Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on May 14, 2008

After going to a conference on professional ethics four psychiatrists are having dinner and talking. One says “You know, we spend all our time listening to other people’s problems and secrets but we don’t have anyone to tell ours too. Why don’t we confide in each other?”

The others immediately agree and the first psychiatrist says “Well, sometimes I just want to beat the heck out of my patients and tell them to stop whining.” The second one says “I hate my patients so much I cheat them out of money and overcharge them whenever I can.” The third one says “I sell prescription medications on the streets and sometimes prescribe drugs to my patients they don’t need just to make more money.”

And the fourth psychiatrist says “My big problem is, no matter how hard I try, I just can’t seem to keep secrets!”

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