Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on May 13, 2008

A woman goes to the police to report her husband is missing. The police ask for a description and she says “He’s six foot four, thick curly black hair and the body of a god.”

Her friend, who has accompanied her, says “What are you talking about. Your husband is five foot two, fat, bald and has a huge wart on his nose.” And the woman says “Yes, I know, but why would I want that one back?”

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