Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on May 12, 2008

A man tries on a made-to-measure suit and tells the tailor “I need you to take this sleeve in, it’s two inches too long”

The tailor says “well, if you just bend your elbow like this it will pull up the sleeve”

So the man does that and says “OK, thats fine but when I do it it pushes up my collar so it’s too high on my neck.” So the tailor tells him “Just hold your head straight up and tilt it slightly backwards, that will fix it.”

The man says “Yeah, but then the right shoulder is several inches higher than the left one.” So the tailor says “look, just bend at the waist, over to the left and that evens it out.”

So the man leaves the store wearing his suit with his elbow bent, his head back and tilted to the left and leaning over to his left. Two people walking by see him and one says “Look at that poor fellow, he’s terribly twisted.” The other fellow says “Yes, but his tailor must be a genius, look how perfectly his suit fits him!”

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