Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on May 6, 2008

Mrs. Jones told the artist who was painting her portrait that she wanted him to paint her with a fabulous set of matching diamond necklace and earrings. She also wanted a huge emerald and ruby ring on one hand, and two more big diamond rings on the other hand. The artist was a little reluctant saying he liked to paint from life and that was almost faking it. Mrs. Jones said “Listen, my husband is running around with a young blonde. When I’m dead I want her to go crazy trying to find the jewelry!”

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