Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day
Mrs. Jones told the artist who was painting her portrait that she wanted him to paint her with a fabulous set of matching diamond necklace and earrings. She also wanted a huge emerald and ruby ring on one hand, and two more big diamond rings on the other hand. The artist was a little reluctant saying he liked to paint from life and that was almost faking it. Mrs. Jones said “Listen, my husband is running around with a young blonde. When I’m dead I want her to go crazy trying to find the jewelry!”
