Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

The college faculty are meeting to discuss the coming year when an Angel suddenly appears and tells the Head of the Philosophy Department he can choose from one of three wishes. He can get Wisdom, Beauty, or $50 million. The professor thinks for a second and says “Wisdom”. There is a flash and the professor appears transformed, glowing with his newfound wisdom. But he says nothing. Instead he just sits there, staring at the wall. One of his colleagues says “Well, what do you think?” And the professor says “I think I should have taken the $50 million!”