Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on April 9, 2008

A man is worried that his wife is losing her hearing so he goes to see a doctor. The doctor suggests a simple test; the man should stand 20 feet behind his wife, ask her a question and if she doesn’t answer, move to ten feet behind her and ask the same question, and keep doing that until she answers. The closer he is when she finally hears, the worse her hearing.

So the man goes home and walks into the kitchen where his wife is cooking. He stands 20 feet behind her and says “What’s for dinner?” But there is no response so he moves closer and asks again. “What’s for dinner?”. Again, there’s no response. Finally he moves to within a few feet of her and asks “What’s for dinner?” and his wife says “For the third time, we’re having chicken”

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