≡ Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day
A man walks into a bar with a six foot piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the barman “I’ll have a beer for me, and a whiskey for the road”
Archive for March, 2008
≡ Waiting for ….uhm what?
I remember reading an article once about a gal who was tired of waiting. She was so ticked off at waiting that she decided to get a stop watch and note the time she spent just waiting. Waiting for the elevator, waiting for the light to change when crossing the street, waiting in […]
≡ Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.” The second cannibal asks, “What kind of Missionary do […]
≡ Aromatherapy Stinks - kind of - and Other News
Aromatherapy is one of the most delightfully pleasant ways ever contrived of curing illness and promoting healing. It uses scent to achieve a wide range of health benefits, everything from elevating mood to boosting the immune system. There’s just one problem. It doesn’t work. At least according to a new study in the journal Psychoneuroendocrinology. […]
≡ The Unexpected Big Benefits of Small Changes
A few years ago I gave up drinking beer for Lent. Now, I’m not a fanatical Catholic or anything, I just thought it would be good to give up something I liked for a while, so that I would appreciate it all the more. At the end of the 40 days and 40 nights (the […]
≡ Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for three pints of beer. The barman pours them and then watches as the man sits there and drinks them all himself, then leaves. The next day the man comes back, orders three pints of beer, and drinks them, then leaves. This goes on for […]
