Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 14, 2008

Moses, Jesus and a bearded old man are playing golf. Moses hits his drive long and it is heading towards a pond. So Moses raises his staff, the waters of the pond part, and the ball rolls through to the other side.

Then Jesus plays his shot. He also hits it long towards the pond, but just as it is about to sink into the water it stops, and hovers inches above the surface. Jesus walks up, walks on the pond and plays a lovely 7 iron to the green.

Then the bearded old man takes his shot. He hooks it badly, it hits a fence and bounces out of bounds onto a nearby street, then it bounces off a passing car and rebounds back onto the fairway and heads straight towards the pond. But instead of falling into the water it lands on a lilly pad where a frog picks it up in his mouth. An eagle then swoops down, picks up the frog, flies over the green, the frog opens his mouth and the ball drops into the hole.

Moses turns to Jesus and says “I hate playing with your dad!”

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