Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 3, 2008

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for three pints of beer. The barman pours them and then watches as the man sits there and drinks them all himself, then leaves. The next day the man comes back, orders three pints of beer, and drinks them, then leaves. This goes on for a week then the barman says “Excuse me, I hope you don’t think I’m being nosey but why do you order three pints at one time instead of one after another?” The man says “Well, I have two brothers. One is in Australia and the other is in Ireland and we all decided that every night, because we are so far away, we would drink to each other, in memory of the times we drank together. So, one pint is for me, and the other two are for my brothers.” This goes on for months until one day the man comes in and orders only two pints. The barman pours them, the man drinks them and leaves. He comes back the next day, orders two pints, drinks them and leaves. The barman thinks “oh no, something must have happened to one of his brothers”, so the next day when the man comes in the barman pours the beer and says “My deepest sympathies for your loss, which brother died?” and the man says “Oh no, they’re both fine, I just decided to give up drinking”

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