Healthy And Simple

An 80-year old man goes in for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, “Chuck, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Chuck replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s […]

Now here’s a job I want to apply for, a volunteer in a study testing red wine’s effect on blood vessels. I’m willing to sacrifice myself, or at least my liver, for the sake of science. I even know where to apply, thanks to a new study on red wine and the heart done by […]

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’
God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years to live.
When she recovered the woman was so delighted at the prospect of a long […]

More and more people are going online to get health information. It’s easy to find, but is it any good, is it accurate? Well, a new study says much of it is reliable, at least as far as breast cancer goes.
Researchers at M.D. Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, Texas surfed the web to […]

A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet.
“My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.”
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s […]

Well, I just read an article called “Mid-Life financial check-up” it’s about reassessing all the things you have done over the years with your money and how to re-focus, depending on your needs, in the future. And it got me to thinking - it happens from time to time - that maybe what we […]

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said, ‘Parking Fine.’
So that was nice.

Talk about reefer madness. First came the news that trying to quit smoking marijuana left heavy users as grumpy, irritable and as angry as folks trying to quit smoking tobacco. Now there’s news that lighting up a doobie can increase your risk for gum disease. Definitely nothing to smile about!
Researchers in New Zealand found […]

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
“I have good news and bad news, “the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I […]

I was going to subtitle this “Why moving your buttocks could help you avoid botox” but I thought that a tad crude. Even so, it’s not far off the mark. There’s a lot of evidence that the cheapest way to get a face lift, is to do some arm lifts and leg lifts and generally […]