Healthy & Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on February 4, 2008

It was entertainment day at the Senior Center and the Amazing Arno was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As Arno walked on stage, she said “Unlike most hypnotists who put just a few people in a trance, I intend to hypnotize every member of the audience.”

The crowd leaned forward as Arno pulled a beautiful antique pocket watch from her pocket. “I want you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It’s a unique watch. It’s been in my family for five generations.” He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting. “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch”.

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
“Crap”, said the hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

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