Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on February 6, 2008

In the hospital, a patient’s relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I have bad news,” he said. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.”
The family members were silent for a minute. Then one asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?”
The doctor told them, “$200 for a female brain, and $500 for a male brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the male brain so much more?”
The doctor said, “It’s a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female brains down, because they’re used!!!!!!!”

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