Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on February 28, 2008

A 95 year old man goes to the doctor and says “Doctor, my 18 year old wife is expecting a baby. I’m going to be a father. Isn’t that great?”

The doctor says, “Let tell you a story. A man decides to go hunting but instead of bringing his gun he picks up an umbrella by mistake. He is walking through the woods when a bear suddenly charges him. He picks up his umbrella, points it at the bear, shoots the bear and kills it.”

The man says “That’s impossible. Someone else must have shot the bear”

The doctor says “My point exactly”

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