Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on January 25, 2008

“Well, doctor, have you received the results of my tests?” the patient asked.
“Yes, Mr. Smith, and I’m afraid I’ve got some really bad news for you. You’ve got malaria, VD, smallpox, chickenpox, AIDS and Mad Cow Disease”.
“Oh, no! What treatment can you give me?”
“We’re going to take you into the hospital, give you your own private room, and put you on a diet of veal cutlets and pancakes.”
“Veal cutlets and pancakes? Delicious! I never realized that those delicious foods could help cure me!”
“They won’t, but they’re easy to slide under the door.”

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