Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on January 24, 2008

The doctor called Mrs. Cooney over and gave her the news. “I’m afraid your husband is very sick, his disease might be fatal. There are two things you have to do to save his life. First, you’ll have to fix him three home-cooked meals a day for the rest of his life. And second, you’ll have to make love to him every day.”
Mrs Cooney thanked the doctor and said “I’ll break the news to him myself,”
She went to the waiting room where her husband was sitting and said “Hey Cooney, guess what. You’re gonna die!!”

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