Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on January 23, 2008

Old Fred had been a good Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Old Fred’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Old Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The preacher thought it would be best not to look at the note at this time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Old Fred died. He said, “You know, Old Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration there for us all.”
He opened the note, and read, “Hey, you’re standing on my oxygen tube!”

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