Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on January 22, 2008

A psychiatrist was doing his morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient #1 what he was doing. The patient said, “It’s obvious isn’t it, I’m sawing this piece of wood in half!?” The doctor asked Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing on the ceiling. Patient #1 replied, “Oh, he’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy.. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.” The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face going all red and blue.

The doctor tells Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself!”

Patient #1 replies, “What?! And work in the dark?!”

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