Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on January 7, 2008

An elderly couple went to see the doctor. “Hey doc, we’re having trouble with our sex life. Could you watch and offer some suggestions?” They asked.

The doctor said “You have the wrong person, I’m not a sex therapist.”

But the couple insisted, saying they trusted him and really needed his help.

So, he watched them make love, and the doctor said, “You don’t seem to be having any troubles. I wish my sex life was as good. I can’t give you any suggestions.”

The couple came back the next week. Made love again and again the doctor said there was no problem. So they came back a third week and did it again. By then the doctor was getting suspicious and said, “You clearly aren’t having any trouble. Is this your idea of kinky sex?”

The man replied, “No, actually the problem is if we have sex at my house, my wife will catch us. If we have sex at her house, her husband will catch us. The motel charges us $75, and we can’t afford that. You only charge $50, and Medicare pays half of that.”

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