Archive for January, 2008

There Are No Shops in the Cemetery

Yesterday we posed the question “Can money buy happiness?” Well, it didn’t take long to get the answer, and it came from an unlikely source, a former hospital porter in England who had just won almost $40 million in the UK National Lottery.

Can money buy happiness?

If you had a million dollars would you be a happier person? How much money do you need to make you happy? I’ve heard so many people say, “When I win the lottery I will…” Come on, you’ve said that yourself haven’t you? I wonder, are we happy because we have [...]

Joke of the Day

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off.”

Sit Still, Age Faster and Other News

If you are sitting at your computer reading this STOP! for god’s sake get up and move around. It’s not that we don’t love you reading our stuff but a new study says people who are physically active may be biologically younger than couch potatoes.

Joke of the Day

I went to the butchers and I bet him 50 dollars that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said “No, the steaks are too high.”

Marijuana, Fast Food and Other Tasty Items

If you thought giving up regular cigarettes was tough, just try giving up the “other” kind. Apparently that leaves you just as cranky, just as angry, just as miserable.

Joke of the Day

A guy walks into the psychiatrist, he’s naked except for a pair of shorts made out of Saran Wrap.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

Joke of the Day

“Well, doctor, have you received the results of my tests?” the patient asked.
“Yes, Mr. Smith, and I’m afraid I’ve got some really bad news for you. You’ve got malaria, VD, smallpox, chickenpox, AIDS and Mad Cow Disease”.
“Oh, no! What treatment can you give me?”
“We’re going to take you into the hospital, give [...]

The untold story of Magnesium!

Who would have thunk it! With all the vitamin supplements to keep your body healthy, there seems to be a nutrient that is hardworking and simply overlooked and that’s why I’m here to tell you the truth about magnesium. Check out the label on your “High Potency Multiple Vitamin and Mineral” bottle, now look [...]

It’s Not the Cough That Carried You Off – and other news

Study Turns up Nose at OTC Cough Medicines
The FDA recently came out with a warning that over-the-counter cough medicines were not good for kids, and might even be dangerous. Well, now a new study says there’s not much evidence they’re any good for adults either.