Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on December 13, 2007

A couple went to the hospital to get ready for the birth of their first child.

The woman was a little nervous about all the pain so the doctor told her he had a new machine that would help spread the load out, and transfer some of it to the father.

He asked the couple if they wanted to try it. Both said “Yes”.

The doctor explained that the pain might be worse than anything the father had ever experienced before, so he was going to set the level low to start with, just 10%.

As the labor progressed the husband looked very relaxed and comfortable. So the doctor increased the pain level to 20%. Still no reaction from the husband. So he boosted it to 30%, then 40% and so on until he was giving the husband 100% of the pain. The wife was delighted, the husband very calm. Pretty soon they had a lovely baby and no pain.

The couple were delighted. But when they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

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