Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on December 31, 2007

Several men were sitting in a hospital waiting room after their wives went into labor. A nurse walked out and said to the first man, “Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!”The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the nurse came back and told the second man his wife just had triplets.

He stood up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.”

The third man got up and started to leave. When the nurse asked him where he was going, he said, “I need some fresh air. I work for 7-UP.”

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